The Cannon

Aug. 30th, 2004 10:14 pm
canyonwren: (coffee)
I've always known that my dad fabricated a cannon when I was a kid, but I never really got the story straight. It crossed cognitively too much with events like the Free Monkey Incident, when we advertised a couple of retirees from the biology lab that briefly served as my pets. Hundreds of callers rang us at a frantic clip, even more than for the Free Boat ad when we finally got rid of the Haardluck. This one particular call I remember was picked up by the three-year-old me, who succinctly answered a query of, "Do you still have the free monkeys?" with the factually correct, though irrelevant, "My daddy's got a gun."

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